Welcome to another listening activity; ”A Brief History of Plural Words” by John McWhorter, where we unravel the peculiarities of English plurals and trace their evolution through time. Have you ever wondered why we say ‘men‘ and ‘women‘ instead of ‘mans‘ or ‘womans‘? The journey into the plural forms of English takes us back over a thousand years when the language was a complex web of genders and unique plurals. Join us as we explore the fascinating transformation of English plurals and discover the unexpected role Vikings played in shaping the language we know today.
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(00:00) There are a lot of ways this marvelous language of ours, English, doesn’t make sense. For example, most of the time when we talk about more
than one of something, we put an S on the end. One cat, two cats. But then, there’s that handful of words where things work differently. Alone you have a man; if he has company, then you’ve got men,
(00:23) or probably better for him, women too. Although if there were only one of them, it would be a woman. Or if there’s more than one goose, they’re geese, but why not lots of mooses, meese? Or if you have two feet, then why don’t you read two beek instead of books. The fact is that if you
were speaking English
(00:43) before about a thousand years ago, beek is exactly what you would have said for more than one book. If Modern English is strange, Old English needed therapy. Believe it or not, English used to be an even harder language to learn than it is today. Twenty-five hundred years ago, English and German were the same language.
(01:02) They drifted apart slowly, little by little becoming
more and more different. That meant that in early English, just like in German, inanimate objects had gender. A fork, gafol, was a woman; a spoon, laefel, was a man; and the table they were on, bord, was neither, also called neuter. Go figure! Being able to use words
(01:24) meant not just knowing their meaning but what gender they were, too. And while today there
are only about a dozen plurals that don’t make sense, like men and geese, in Old English, it was perfectly normal for countless plurals to be like that. You think it’s odd that more
than one goose is geese? Well, imagine if more than one goat
(01:43) was a bunch of gat, or if more than one oak tree was a field of ack. To be able to talk about any of these, you just had to know the exact
word for their plural rather than just adding
the handy S on the end. And it wasn’t always
an S at the end either. In merry Old English, they could add other sounds to the end.
(02:02) Just like more than one child is children, more than one lamb was lambru, you fried up your eggru, and people talked not about breads, but breadru. Sometimes it was like sheep is today – where, to make a plural,
you don’t do anything. One sheep, two sheep. In Old English, one house, two house. And just like today, we have
oxen instead of oxes.
(02:24) Old English people had
toungen instead of tongues, namen instead of names, and if things stayed the way they were, today we would have eyen instead of eyes. So, why didn’t things
stay the way they were? In a word, Vikings. In the 8th century, Scandinavian marauders started taking over much of England.
(02:46) They didn’t speak English, they spoke Norse. Plus, they were grown-ups, and grown-ups aren’t as good at learning languages as children. After the age of roughly 15, it’s almost impossible
to learn a new language without an accent and without slipping up here and there as we all know from what language
classes are like.
(03:03) The Vikings were no different, so they had a way of smoothing away the harder parts of how English worked. Part of that was those crazy plurals. Imagine running up against a language with eggru and gat on the one hand, and then with other words, all you have to do is add ‘s’ and get days and stones.
(03:22) Wouldn’t it make things easier to just use the ‘s’ for everything? That’s how the Vikings felt too. And there were so many of them, and they married so
many of the English women, that pretty soon, if you
grew up in England, you heard streamlined English
as much as the real kind. After a while nobody remembered
the real kind any more.
(03:38) Nobody remembered that once you said doora instead of doors and handa instead of hands. Plurals made a lot more sense now, except for a few hold-outs like children and teeth that get used so much that it was hard to break the habit. The lesson is that English makes a lot
more sense than you think. Thank the ancestors of people
(03:59) in Copenhagen and Oslo for the fact that today we don’t ask
for a handful of pea-night instead of peanuts. Although, wouldn’t it be fun, if for just a week or two, we could?
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As we conclude our journey through the history of English plurals, remember that language evolution is a dynamic process influenced by various factors. The Vikings, with their penchant for simplification, played a significant role in streamlining English plurals. Today, we enjoy the simplicity of adding an ‘s’ for most plurals, but the echoes of Old English plurals remind us of the rich linguistic tapestry that has shaped our language. Imagine a world where we still ask for a ‘pea-night’ instead of peanuts! Language is indeed a fascinating journey. Until next time, happy learning!
